Things You Should Never Say at Scout Camp

TO ANYONE: I don’t think it could get any hotter.

I don’t think it could rain any harder. TO THE CAMP DIRECTOR: Hey, can you turn on the air conditioning? Hey, can’t you turn off the rain? TO THE SCOUTS: Does anybody feel homesick? TO YOUR HUSBAND OR WIFE ON A CELL PHONE: Yeah, I get a signal right here in the campsite!