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Things You Should Never Say at Scout Camp

TO ANYONE:
I don’t think it could get any hotter.
I don’t think it could rain any harder.

TO THE CAMP DIRECTOR:
Hey, can you turn on the air conditioning?
Hey, can’t you turn off the rain?

TO THE SCOUTS:
Does anybody feel homesick?

TO YOUR HUSBAND OR WIFE ON A CELL PHONE:
Yeah, I get a signal right here in the campsite!